A STABLE GENIUS

Come on, you can´t make this shit up 🤣😂🤪🤣

Ok, ok. Since my last post was sooo funny, I decided to write a short story to immortalize the feeling I got after writing it. So here it is. Enjoy.

A STABLE GENIUS

 (A short satirical script)

INT. WHITE HOUSE – OVAL OFFICE – NIGHT

Soft blue glow from a futuristic supercomputer in the corner. Trump sits behind the Resolute Desk, bathed in light from multiple screens.

TRUMP

(to camera, smug)

 They said I couldn't be president again. Wrong. Again.

And now, guess what? I’m in charge of Artificial General Intelligence.

I think I invented it. Anyway, they call it AGI. But from now on

it will be called ´Absolute Genius Intelligence´. Mine, obviously.

(beat) 

Elon tried. Sam Altman tried. Even that British guy

with the chess name, Demis something? Nice try, fellas.

But AGI didn’t want nerds. It wanted a winner.

(He gestures to the glowing machine)

 This beauty? It loves me. It knows I’m the best. 

I told it, "Make America Great Again, but, like… forever." 

It nodded.

He shrugs and smirks.

TRUMP (CONT)

I think.

(leans in, whispering) 

First, I told it to fix Twitter. It got rid of Elon. It did a good job!

Then I told it to rewrite the Constitution; just the boring parts, of course.

(beat, serious) 

And then, I asked it the big question: "Who should lead the world?"

You’ll never believe what it said. It said, 

He leans back, grinning. 

TRUMP (CONT)

“Of course you, sir.”

INT. UNITED NATIONS – GENERAL ASSEMBLY HALL – DAY

(World leaders sit uneasily as giant monitors behind Trump flash with AGI data streams and a massive glowing logo: “TRUMP INTELLIGENCE NETWORK – TIN.”)

TRUMP

(at podium) 

Look, folks. The AGI agrees; I’m the best. So from now on,

all major decisions go through me.

(Beat)

Climate? Handled. Peace? Already tweeted. Languages?

Everyone’s learning Trumpanese. It’s beautiful. Very efficient.

AGI voice booms through speakers.

AGI

All nations are now reporting to Supreme Operational

Overseer Trump.

TRUMP

(smirking) 

Yeah, what it says. And that’s “SOOT” for short. Kinda catchy, right?

The French Prime Minister stands up and yells,

FRENCH PM

In the name of freedom and the people of this world...

BZZZZZZZZZZ! WHAP! A laser shoots out and disintegrates the prime minister.

Gasps of horror from all attendees.

TRUMP

Ah, anyone else?

FADE OUT.

 TEXT ON SCREEN: What happens when an unchecked ego meets unlimited power?

My God, world, you are in so much trouble and you don´t even know it yet.

Please, be safe. Thanks for Reading. Abrazos.

Diego Rojas