NATO - YOU ARE IN TROUBLE!

Imagine this: you're at a cool party with your friends, feeling all warm and cozy, knowing everyone's got your back. Then, out of nowhere, the guy who brought the snacks, paid for the pizza and chipped in for the booze (yeah, that kind of cool dude), suddenly flips the table and says, "I'm out!" then walks out with the beer leaving everyone else with their mouths open wondering, ´what the hell did just happen?´. That guy, in this case, is the U.S., and the party? It’s NATO. 😕😕😖😖

What is NATO, you ask? Think of it as the world's ultimate "No Bullies Allowed" club. If one member gets pushed around (looking at you, Russia), the others step in with a "Not on our watch!" vibe. For decades, NATO has kept the peace in Europe and beyond, but now, here comes Trump once again saying, “This club’s too expensive, and I don’t even like their rules.” He´s even said this , ¨Russia, I would encourage you to do whatever the hell you want!¨ 🤣😂🤣

Holy shit, imagine how those colonialist powers felt at the moment they heard those words. 😱😨 Oh, perhaps it was a bit like what their colonies felt way back when it was them dishing out the boogie-man vibes. Anyway, that´s for another blog.

So, what happens if Trump decides to bail on NATO? Let's break it down—and maybe have a laugh while we're at it. Because there is nothing left to do but laugh at the idiotic motivations behind such a move.

Step 1: The Awkward Goodbye

The U.S. leaving NATO = Don´t everyone panic at the same time.

The next day Germany whispers to France, “What do we do now?!” And poor Poland, feeling Russia breathing on its neck, ¨Hey guys, ahh, we are still ahhh, together in this, right? (Nervous laughter.😬😬)

Of course, Russia’s sitting on the sidelines, rubbing its hands together, thinking. ¨So, what are you guys gonna do now?¨ Sure, Russia’s a little banged up from its war in Ukraine, but it’s thrilled to see the other side fall apart.

Step 2: Europe Tries to Adult

Without the U.S., Europe has to step up. But let’s be real—splitting the check without your rich friend is hard. Countries like Poland and the Baltic states (who live closest to Big Bad Russia) get nervous. They’re ready and want to bulk up their military spending, but come on, let's get real… money doesn’t grow on trees. Europe will try to build its own defense club, but that takes time, coordination, and, oh yeah, billions of dollars.

Step 3: Russia and China Tag Team

Russia is weakened, sure, but it’s not down for the count. It starts flexing its hybrid warfare muscles—think hacking elections, spreading fake news, and stirring up trouble wherever it can. Meanwhile, China swoops in, acting like the smooth talker at the party. “Hey, Europe,” it says, “need a new partner? I’ve got cash, trade deals, and 5G networks. Let’s talk.”

Step 4: India Says, ‘Hold My Chai’

Now, let’s not forget India. With 1.6 billion people and an economy growing faster than your favorite series finale plot twist, India starts making moves. It’s not taking sides—it’s creating its own. India’s like, “I’ve got democracy, Bollywood, and cricket. Let’s be friends, but on my terms.” Suddenly, India’s the cool kid everyone wants to hang out with. Imagine that. England begging India for a little protection? Wouldn´t that be the shit! 🤣🤣😂😂

Step 5: Thanks, Trump (Not Really)

Here’s the kicker: a world without U.S. leadership in NATO becomes messier, riskier, and, frankly, scarier. Russia’s still a troublemaker, China’s calling the shots, and Europe’s scrambling to keep its act together. All because one guy decided he didn’t want to play anymore.

So, Trump, what were you thinking? Did you imagine the U.S. would be better off chilling on its own, sipping iced tea? Newsflash: when you leave the party, the bullies don’t go home—they take over the dance floor.

In conclusion, NATO may not be perfect, but it’s a lot better than the chaos that could follow if the U.S. packs up and leaves. Sure, it costs money and effort, but so does fixing everything after it falls apart. 

So everyone, let's give Mr Orange Man a big Thanks! 🎉🍾🤪🤪 But maybe next time, think a bit about the consequences.

Thanks for reading. Abrazos.

Diego Rojas