The Board of Peace
- diegorojas41
- 3 days ago
- 2 min read
This is my idea for a new movie. A great satire, full of sadness and distress. But who cares. Enjoy.
Genre: Geopolitical Sci-Fi / Corporate Dystopia / Accidental ComedyTagline: Peace has a cover charge.
Synopsis
In a world exhausted by war, famine, and press releases, salvation finally arrives. No, they are not diplomats, nor are they international law, but our heroes are actually from a private boardroom with a one-billion-dollar entry fee.
Enter The Board of Peace™: an exclusive, invitation-only council where each member contributes a casual $1 billion (exact change appreciated), all funneled into a single, reassuring account that will be controlled by one man. Of course, one that embodies full efficiency, transparency, trust and a bunch of good vibes.
That man, of course, is Donald J. Trump, appointed Chairman for Peace, Forever™. Term limits are deemed unnecessary, outdated, and frankly unhelpful when destiny has already made up its mind.
Rumors circulate that even mortality itself has already been planned. Thanks to a visionary tech billionaire quietly working on “leadership continuity via robotic embodiment”, the Chairman’s mental, emotional, and mnemonic essence may soon be uploaded into a quantum brain capsule - my goodness - thus ensuring peace leadership in perpetuity. History, finally solved.
The Board Members
The casting is bold. Inspired. Subtle as a sledgehammer.
Benjamin Netanyahu, celebrated humanitarian and long-time enthusiast of restraint, empathy, and proportionality.
Vladimir Putin, humble caretaker of a modest nation who was tragically forced into war by… geography, destiny, and vibes.
Possibly others — strongmen, oligarchs, “visionaries” — all united by a shared love of peace, order, and not being questioned.
Each member brings unique experience in how peace is achieved: through force, silence, borders redrawn with confidence, and the occasional humanitarian pause for optics.
The Mission
The Board promises hope and dignity, concepts carefully defined by those least affected by their absence.
Gaza, for example, is no longer a humanitarian catastrophe. It’s a redevelopment opportunity. A blank slate. A pitch deck. Peace, in this universe, is not something negotiated, it is administered.
Democracy is messy. Accountability is slow. But a board? The board is clean. Efficient. And comes with a logo.
The Opposition (The conflict)
Critics raise concerns. They ask strange questions like:
“Who elected these people?”
“Why does peace cost a billion dollars?”
“Why is the UN being quietly stepped over like an inconvenient rug?”
These voices are acknowledged, then gently escorted offstage for disrupting the tone.
Final Act
As cameras flash and signatures dry, the world is assured that peace has finally arrived; top-down, subscription-based, and indefinitely managed.
The future is calm. The future is orderly. The future reports to the Chairman.
End Credits
No refunds. No audits. No sequels needed. This one runs forever.
The (real) End.
Thanks for reading. Abrazos.
Diego Rojas
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