THE MOST CORRUPT COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

Donald 🤴, the self-proclaimed champion of the working class, took the oath of office surrounded by—wait for it—the richest people on Earth.💵🧐🍾

As he stood there with his fist raised, ready to "drain the swamp," the front rows were filled with his red-hat-wearing, flag-waving, adoring faithful… ah, well, nope. That's not true. Instead, he was surrounded by his kind; tech billionaires, Wall Street titans, and corporate elites with a combined net worth of over $1.3 trillion. Ha! You know, just your average, everyday folks. 🤪🤣😂

Seated front and center were Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and Bernard Arnault, among others. If you squinted, you could almost see Trump’s Cabinet nominees craning their necks to watch from behind the towering stacks of money. Even the Defense Secretary nominee had to peek around Musk and Google’s CEO to get a glimpse of the proceedings.

“It is important to bring some of the brightest minds in the world together,” Trump Jr. later explained. Translation: We’re making sure our billionaire buddies get VIP access to power while the rest of you folk, the ‘forgotten Americans’, watch from home.

For a guy who yelled from the top of his lungs ¨I am the voice of the people!¨, well, Trump’s inauguration guests were nothing but ´the people´. Remember all those truckers, coal miners, and factory workers in red hats who believed he was fighting for them? Turns out, their invitations got lost in the mail. Maybe it was held up by the same postal delays Trump was complaining about.🤣😂😂

Now, to be fair, there were plenty of diehard MAGA fans outside—literally outside in the freezing cold 🥶🥶🥶—watching from the National Mall, cheering their lungs out. But inside the Capitol? It was a billionaire boys’ club.

Was this the first big clue that Trump’s "populism" was more of a TV slogan than a real movement? Well, ah… no. The man who raged against the swamp and the elites? He was the elite. And the ones who showed up for his big day weren’t steelworkers and farmers. They were the people whose tax cuts he would later sign into law.

So, was this corruption? If it smells like a duck, walks like a duck and whatever like a duck, then.. of course it is. 🦆🦆🦆

But was it a giant slap in the face to the people who believed Trump was their anti-establishment hero? Absolutely.

If any MAGA supporters out there are still wondering, just remember: You bought the hats. They bought the power. But ah, how was the crowd's attitude outside in the freezing cold?

Oh well. I guess everything is peachy as hell!  🍑🍑🍑 Welcome to the Trump era. Again! 😂🤣🤪🤣

Thanks for reading. Abrazos.

Diego Rojas