TOO STUPID TO VOTE FOR A DUMB MOFO LIKE HIM, RIGHT?

diegorojas41
May 28
3 min read

I don´t want to be polite today. Let’s not beat around the bush. There’s making a mistake… and then there’s doing it twice.

I get it. In 2016, maybe you were angry. Maybe you thought, “Hey, let’s shake up the system. ”But after four years of bleach suggestions, hurricane Sharpies, and golf trips while America burned, you still went back for seconds?

That’s not just irrational. That’s, “watch me put a fork in the toaster again and act surprised” level irrational. 😂🤣😂

Let’s take a walk down Dumb Memory Lane: 😕😵😖🤪

The Bleach Moment

During COVID, while your grandma was on oxygen and hospitals were overrun, Mr. MoFo actually suggested injecting disinfectant. “It knocks it out in a minute,” he said, like he’d discovered medicine by staring at a Lysol can. And when people looked horrified? He said it was sarcasm. Right. Just like when he looked at the eclipse without glasses - after he was told not to. Just being funny and orangely cute, obviously. (I was there, watching live! I couldn´t believe it! 🤪🤪🤪 Coocoo, all the way.)

Sharpie-Gate

When Dr. Stupid got a hurricane forecast wrong, instead of admitting the mistake like a grown-up, he took a Sharpie and drew on the weather map. He literally altered a satellite based image, science, with a marker to protect his ego. Oh, man! 😂🤣🤣

"Person, Woman, Man..."

He bragged for weeks and weeks and many interviews, about passing a basic cognitive test. A test that included remembering the following words: person, woman, man, camera, TV. Mr. Dumb MoFo was so proud, he repeated it like it was a new nuclear physics discovery. Dude, toddlers can do that. I can´t, but toddlers can. (Hijo de la gran chingada, what an ass! )

Kids Dying from Measles

He pushed anti-vax nonsense and undermined science to the point where measles - yes, fucking measles - made a comeback in the U.S. Parents listened to him, and kids paid the price. Some even died. All because he made facts optional and stupidity viral.

Veterans Who Died? Losers.

Remember when he said that U.S. soldiers who died in war were “losers”? Or that POWs like John McCain weren’t heroes because they got captured? Tell me again how this guy “supports the troops.” And I know, at least about this; I am a proud veteran.

Mocking Disabled People

He mocked a disabled journalist on live TV. He flailed his arms, made a face, and mimicked the poor man´s speech patterns. People saw it. The world saw it. And still - STILL - some said, “That’s just Trump being Trump.” Oh Yeah? Man, fuck you! That’s the problem.

MS-13 Tattooed on the Knuckles

Well, 2025 is here and he’s back at it again, claiming - with a straight face - that MS-13 gang members tattoo MS-13 across their knuckles, like cartoon villains labeling themselves for easy identification. And he wouldn't stop arguing with the reporter about it. What a sad, pathetic news bit that was. Next he'll say the Joker, Elvis and Michael Jackson were spotted at the border, too.

Here’s the deeper point:

Voting for this MoFo isn’t just irrational because of the dumb stuff he says. It’s irrational because of the damage he does. He sells rage, division, and paranoia and then calls it patriotism.

If your farm went bankrupt because of his trade war… If your kid died of COVID or measles while he played doctor… If your family fractured because you couldn't question him without being attacked...

You weren’t standing up for America. You were getting played. And the worst part is, some of you still think you're winning.

I know, I know. It's hard to admit we got conned. Especially by an orange man. Like White ain´t bad enough. But you can step back. You can say: “This man is not a leader. He’s a walking ego with a microphone.”

Let’s stop calling this mess “policy.” Let’s stop calling hate “honesty.” And let’s call irrational what it really is: